FINNEGAN BLACK

Finnegan - Chief Happiness Officer (and Head of Treat Procurement). Every great office has someone who sets the tone for the day — ours just happens to have four legs. As Rembrandt’s official Office Greeter, Finnegan takes his role very seriously. Whether you’re a client walking in for a meeting or a team member returning from lunch, you can count on a warm welcome and a hopeful look that suggests you may have snacks.  He keeps morale high, makes the rounds to ensure everyone is working (or at least willing to share a treat), and never misses the sound of a wrapper from three rooms away. His specialties include tail wags, strategic napping, and quality control on any crumbs that may hit the floor.  While he may not carry a tape measure or balance the books, he excels at reminding everyone that a little friendliness goes a long way. Payment is accepted exclusively in treats, and he’s always open to bonuses.